Hopelessly Devoted

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

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mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

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lulz-machine:

Found this at my University(NAU)

tumblrs best funny

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"yeah"

me when i have no fucking idea what you just said   (via newfoundgl0ryhole)

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10knotes:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

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10knotes:

So young. So honest.

theclearlydope:

Me at 10:30 PM.

EVERY.

NIGHT. 

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kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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